Wizards: Work smarter, not harder.
Fighters: Not smarter, hit harder.
Rogues: Lie smarter, steal hardware.
Bards: Sing harder, get- ow! oh geeze! Fine, I’ll stop singing! Quit hitting me already!
Steam Summer Blues
This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.
The Best of 2016
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2016.
Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
Shamus Plays WOW
Ever wondered what's in all those quest boxes you've never bothered to read? Get ready: They're more insane than you might expect.