You know what they say about assuming control. It makes and ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘the writers’. Or something. I actually forget how that one is supposed to go.
I can’t help but wonder about that giant sun behind the illusive man. I like to think there’s some site on the galactic web that just has all of these holographic themes you can use for your orbital doom station. Last week he was scheming in front of a waterfall. Before that it was hot air balloons. This week it’s a red sun. Next week it’ll be Elcor Girls of 2185.
And people say he doesn’t like aliens.
Two minutes of fun at the expense of a badly-run theme park.
A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.
Trashing the Heap
What does it mean when a program crashes, and why does it happen?
Batman: Arkham Origins
A breakdown of how this game faltered when the franchise was given to a different studio.
The Best of 2011
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2011.