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Sunday, 21 Sep 2003: Iraq to be kicked off of Axis of Evil

Iraq No Longer Meeting Obligations as Evil Axis Member
Howard Dean leading the polls in Europe.

 

Wednesday, 10 Sep 2003: From The Editor: We Remember

We Remember

 

Sunday, 7 Sep 2003: European Travel Guide

The Lemon Presents: A European Travel Guide
Common French Phrases

 

Sunday, 31 Aug 2003: How to tell a Democrat from a Republican

How to Tell a Democrat from a Republican

 

Wednesday, 27 Aug 2003: Guide to Air Travel

The Lemon's Guide to Air Travel
What if The Matrix was Guarded by Homeland Security?

 

Sunday, 24 Aug 2003: What the Hell is Going on in California

What the Hell is Going on in California?

 

Wednesday, 20 Aug 2003: The Lemon Presents: The Lifecycle of a News Story

The Lemon Presents: The Lifecycle of a News Story

 

Thursday, 14 Aug 2003: Special Feature: Guide to 2004 Democratic Nominees

 

Saturday, 9 Aug 2003: Special Feature: How a Bill Becomes Law


Message From the Publisher

 

Sunday, 27 Jul 2003: Acedemics Urge Ba'athists to End Cycle of Violence

Hussein supporters asked to understand "root causes" of American attacks.
Study Reveals Berkeley Researchers are Prejudiced Jackasses
Ask a Random Person: The Recording Industry Lawsuits
President Carter to Travel To N. Korea, Bush Administration Negotiating for them to Keep Him

 

Saturday, 19 Jul 2003: Peace Movement Outraged by Lies About War in Iraq

US Public Was Lied to in Months Leading to War
Internet Discussion Forum Arrives at Consensus
Ask a Random Person: The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban
New York Times Disavows Racial Preference
Lack of Entertaining News Hitting Big Media

 

Wednesday, 28 May 2003: No WMD Found, Saddam to be Returned to Power

Coalition Admits Iraq has no WMD, Agrees to Restore Saddam to Power
Protesters Demand Legislators Prevent Them from Smoking
Ask a Random Person: The Bush Tax Cut
Scott Peterson Case Replaces "American Idol" as Most Popular Reality TV Show

 

Wednesday, 21 May 2003: Ari Fliecher Accuses President of Cheating at Scrabble

White House Press Secretary Announces he will no Longer Play Scrabble with the President
Ridge Adjusts Level of Terror Americans Should be Experiencing
Ask a Random Person: Music for Iraqi Prisoners
Liberals Change Stance on Independent, Assertive Women: "Ann Coulter is a Hag"

 

Friday, 16 May 2003: Two of Diamonds Captured by Coalition Forces

Coalition Forces Capture Adil Abdallah Mahdi
Movie Review - Matrix: Reloaded
Ask a Random Person: The Texas Lawmakers
News With Pictures: The New, more colorful $20 Bill
PETA Protests Violations of Animal Privacy
Texas Democrats Put Hands Over Ears, Shout, "La La La! We can't HEAR you!"
Crime Somehow Committed With Non-Assault Weapon

 

Wednesday, 14 May 2003: McDonald's to Offer Drive-Thru Litigation Service

McDonald's to Offer Drive-Thru Litigation Service
Colin Powell Unveils "Roadmap to Status Quo"
Ask a Random Person: The Jayson Blair Scandal
Jayson Blair Accused of Falsifying Weather, Horoscopes for NYT
Congress Announces Plan to Dismantle Internet

 

Friday, 9 May 2003: New Islamic Reality Program Offers Explosive Laughs

Al-Jazeera Unveils New Reality Show American Jihad
Bush Announces New Redundant Government Agencies
Ask a Random Person: The Northbrook School Hazing
New York Enacts No Smoking Ban on Internet

 

Wednesday, 7 May 2003: Judicial Nominees Undergo Harsh Testing From Democrats

Democrats Demand Judicial Nominees Meet Qualifying Times in Obstacle Course
Bill Bennett Accused of Spending His Money Foolishly
Ask a Random Person: Bill Bennett's Gambling Habit
Historical Timeline: History of The Internet
Americans Stage National Boycott of Terrible Movies

 

Sunday, 4 May 2003: Senator Gary Hart Gets Webcam

New Webcam Gives Gary Hart's Website a More Personal Dimension
Iraqis Making Fun of American Immigrants
Bush to Lead Air Attack Against Alien Mothership
Special Feature: Gary Hart's New Website
From the Publisher: See your picture in The Lemon!
Dixie Chicks Publicist Wishing Someone Would Silence Them
Hindu Youth Instantly Converted to Christianity after Accidental Exposure to Teacher's Religious Symbol

 

Wednesday, 30 Apr 2003: Hollywood Stars Still Going on About War for Some Reason

Bush Administration Officials Wonder if Hollywood has Been Keeping up with the News Lately
Sierra Club Presents More Evidence of Global Warming
Ask a Random Person: The UN Oil-For-Food Program
From the Publisher:: See your picture in The Lemon!
Chinese Government Outlaws SARS

 

Sunday, 27 Apr 2003: Mutant Death Plague Infects Blogosphere

Mutant Death Plague Infects Entire Staff of The Lemon

 

Wednesday, 23 Apr 2003: Bush Giving Prank Calls to UN

Constant "Joke" calls from White House Putting Further Strain on Relations Between US and UN
Santorum Denounces "Icky Kinds of Sex"
Ask a Random Person: Senator Santorum's Comments
Daschle to Dems: Don't Neglect Domestic Policy

 

Sunday, 20 Apr 2003: Pentagon Announces New Weapon in War on Terror

New "Nerf" Bomb Promises to be Most Harmless Bomb Ever Deployed
New Study Reveals "Root Causes" of Terrorism
Ask a Random Person: Hollywood Censorship
Hollywood Censorship Still Rampant
Stabbing Death of New York Bouncer Highlights Need for More Gun Control

 

Friday, 18 Apr 2003: Coalition Fails to Bring Democracy to Iraq

UN Inspection Teams Arrive to Find Baghdad in Chaos
New Poll Reveals Major Shift in Public Opinion Over War
Interview with Nancy Pelosi: Money-Saving Tips For War
Political Cartoon: As Seen on TV
PETA Protests Animals Being Killed by Other Animals
State Department Releases New "Saddam Warriors" Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards.

 

Sunday, 13 Apr 2003: US encountering stiff resistance from Saddam's statues

Coalition Forces Meeting Unexpected Challenge From Ugly Iron Effigies
Congress Scrambles to Meet Public Demands for Patriot Act Extension
Ask a Random Person:: The Liberation of Baghdad
News with Pictures:: The Patriot Act
Apple Reaffirms Commitment to Being #2
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi Announces Change of Party

 

Thursday, 10 Apr 2003: Anti-War Movement Declares Victory

Victory Already a Reality for Anti-War Movement
NASA to Abandon Manned Space Exploration, Watch Star Trek Re-Runs Instead
Record Labels Announce Anti-Piracy Breakthrough
Ask a Random Person:: Bush's Tax Cuts
Financial Advice:: How To Get Out of Debt Now!
UN Asserts Saddam Should Have Role in Post-War Iraq
Dems Thinking Maybe Term Limits Might Be A Good Idea After All.
Publisher of The Lemon Doesn't Get Desired Links, Cries

 

Sunday, 6 Apr 2003: SPECIAL REPORT: Decision 2004, The Iraqi Election

Saddam's Election Campaign Underway
Anti-War Movement Running Out of Ways to Alienate People
Pearl Jam Face Censorship at Denver Concert
Special Report:: Peter Arnett in Baghdad
Ask a Random Person:: De Genova's comments
Internet Pundits Buy Struggling CNN, Use Television Network For Blogging
Saddam Urges Martyrdom, "You First" Respond Citizens

 

Sunday, 30 Mar 2003: Bush admits Anti-War Movement is Right About His Plans for Iraq

Bush Reveals True Plans to Stunned Audience
New Patriot Act II Gives Police Authority to "String 'em Up".
STUDY: Violent Video Games Turn Teens Into Fat, Weakling Killing Machines
Public Service Announcement:: Writer vows to continue The Lemon
Ask a Random Person:: The French Vandals
News with Pictures:: The Iraq Warning System
Dixie Chicks reveal they hate country music

 

Thursday, 27 Mar 2003: Anti-War movement warns of "Dangerous Quagmire"

Dire Warnings of Quagmire from Anti-War movement
Michael Moore admits Captialism "Not as bad as I thought".
FOX news condemned for "Flagrant centrist bias".
America insists it is just "big-boned".
Ask a Random Person:: The War In Iraq
News with Pictures:: The Anti-War Movement
Daschle admits economy "not as bad as we hoped"
Saddam praises news coverage of war